What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?